Foxhole Wisdom Call
Dear COB:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated
on me from the beginning, and, when I confront
him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me.
It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his
job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a
new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars,
cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while
I have to work to pay the bills. Since our
daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend
to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian.
What should I do?
___________________________________________________ Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don't need
him anymore.
You're a United States Senator from New York. Act like one!
COB 6
PS: Hope this helps.
Comments
It's easy, Hill. Send him to Iraq on a fact-finding mission, and make him gather his data as point man in Sadr City. If he makes it back, make him write his report in Spanish so that your fans can read it. Then act like a strong conservative, and divorce his dumb ass. Did he ever say that you are better at things than Monica? Have you ever offered to flavor his cigars for him? No? There's yer reason. Shoulda flavored his smokes. And, while we're talkin', how come you are a carpet bagger? Are you true to any place? Anyplace or anyone, other than yourself?
nuf sed
Posted by: Frankly Opinionated | February 23, 2007 03:54 PM
Remember, if you save the marrage,and win in 08, make sure the new hire interns are AARP qualified. As Dr. Phil would concure, you cannot teach an old dog new tricks, but a visit to a good vet can insure the mutt spends more time in the yard. during the mating season.
Posted by: george samek | February 24, 2007 08:11 PM
I want to become an advice blogger also.
What do you attribute your success to?
Thanx in advance...Z
Posted by: Ask ZuDfunck | February 26, 2007 10:53 AM